H2O+LO2

So I went to my university orientation and there are the things I remember from it.

Heavy textbooks
Lots of Asians
“Physics is like Mario…with the math 1UP mushroom.”

Oh and I saw a doppleganger of someone I dislike. I’m hoping to somehow make the two of them meet and then watch them die because there is a myth that says if you meet your doppleganger you will die, or one of you will die. so I’m hopping that the douche with no bags will die without me having to exert much effort. Although, it wouldn’t be as fun if I don’t get to see the expression on his face when he meets his demise~ oh woops, I revealed the gender.

This fall is going to be fun! (no sarcasm intended)

orange

orange

One of my favourite Axis Power Hetalia MADs. There are many reasons as to why this MAD has gained such a high place in many fans hearts. For one thing, animation is solid for something fan made. Song choice was also excellent. Although I am not too familiar with who is the artist, I have to say that it is a very nice song that definitely reflects the feelings when one parts way with a significant other(s). I guess that’s sort of how I feel about graduation. Back to the MAD. I guess another reason why its one of my favourite is because Arthur is in it! It is really interesting how the artist interpreted the American Revolution, and the relationship between England and America. It was less, Americans were unhappy and just decided to spite England but more it was time for them to leave the nest, like how many other nations felt at the time where nationalism was very important. Lets just say, the relationship seems more mutual than how the textbook or any teacher would explain it to be.

Anyway, I purposely found a video with English translations because the lyrics and the animations go hand in hand ish.

Enneagram

So recently I discovered the hilarity of enneagrams. For those who don’t know what they are, check out wiki NOW!

I’m a seven (not sure about wings.) Meaning, my brain is on crack and thinks everything is cool.
You died? Excellent, one less person to worry about.
You laugh at me know, but guess what, I’m laughing with you! I’m so stupid it makes me laugh.

Sevens are known to be very childlike and optimistic and energetic. They like experiencing new things all the time and

Anyway, so basically this random book in the library said that because I am numb to sad and negative feelings, I tend to think everyone else who is sad as an inferior being who hasn’t evolved. So if you are sad, I will laugh at you.
My boyfriend rejected me! I am now sad!
Hahaha, sucks to your asmar, you loser.
Hey! You can’t laugh at me! You like that guy who likes that person!
Sure I can, because you’re crying and I’m not, duh!

If you read descriptions of Sevens, the one thing we hate is being bored, pinned down, and negative feelings. Which I find true. Being bored is a nightmare, and it sucks that I don’t have friends who understand that, and thus refuse to hang out with me every single day cause I’m probably the most annoying person ever for laughing at their face. Haha.

Anyway, currently, I’m trying to figure out all the Hetalia character’s number just because Hetalia is my crack right now. SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE ENNEAGRAM TALK!

Theories and Answers

Today I just had this brilliant theory that could explain the unexplainable question “What’s with fangirls and yaoi?”

First of all, lets think about the lifestyle of an average North American teenager. It is a fact that not many people read books. With the current popularity of manga, teenagers are attracted to the idea of reading an interesting story with pretty images. For girls, they’d be reading manga from the shoujo genre that depicts cute bubbly to passionate love romance story. Now in shoujo manga, the main character is often a female character who is either in love with a boy, or has a boy already in love with them. At the end of the day, the girl will always have a boy or two chasing after her. For these teenager girls, who may only read shoujo manga, are then influenced by these story ideas which makes them seem boy crazy. Of course, critical people will point out that realistically speaking, guys do not fall out of a tree, and that love isn’t simply an exchanging of kind gestures and slight possessiveness. So these fangirls are left unsatisfied with this realization of common sense and because they think that the way they want the world to revolve is the only way things can spin, they put themselves into a state of denial. “Why doesn’t he (they) like me? I’m pretty, I’m a nice person right? Maybe he’s gay? Yes that’s it! He’s gay!” Instead of being depressed, they choose to hide their bitterness by feinting ignorance of their crush’s sexual orientation.

A friend asked me “how ripped do you want your guy to be?” (not exactly how she phrased it but close enough.) I thought because some of the people who come visit my blog are males, I decided to share my answer with you just cause it might prove useful one day.

“They’d need to be rip enough to carry me for 2 km.”

It was ok

Another emotastic poem for my impending dooms day! Yah! I’m not really that emo though x___X Although it isn’t really a poem, more like song lyrics. So I have included a bunch of songs that MIGHT fit well with the words.

If you have other songs to match, share please cause I’m trying to broaden my emo song library.

Waltz

papermoon

strength

月華- tsukihana

found me

Step behind this curtain,
And enter this crazy nightmare.
There’s no catch, just a warning
So please listen carefully.

This place use to be full of smiles,
And then the flowers began to peel away.
The shadows left,
And the dog never came home.
It went something like that.

Searching left and right,
It was just one big circle.
The world waltzed in this paradox.
And if you ever thought,
It was ok
Then maybe it is best to dissolve

This room had two umbrellas,
And then it became only one.
His hand was taken,
And nobody heard it sang in the rain.

This place had the smell of cake,
And then the milk began to mould.
The tray was cold,
And the love faded away,
It was left untouched.

With everything tearing apart,
And still fresh from the oven,
The salt stings the open wound.
And if you ever thought,
It was ok
Then maybe it is best to fade

No matter how many times,
Blood spills onto the floor,
It can be wiped sparkling clean.
And if you ever thought,
It was ok.
Then maybe it is best…

Those unspoken words never heard,
Because ignorance is bliss,
And everything was rejected back.
And if you ever thought,
It was ok
Then maybe it is best to disintegrate

(still editing)

Harem

Harems, what is it? It is a slang used to describe a phenomena where a specific character is surrounded by attractive members of the opposite gender. The Japanese slang originated from the Arabic word haram: the woman’s quarters in a polygynous household that is forbidden to men.

In light of the fact that formal is coming up, I thought it be hilarious to post a “how to” on harems.

An important thing I should mention, when I talk about the center, I mean the alpha male or the goddess who is surrounded by their circle of followers.

How to distinguish whether you are in a harem?
1. You are generally associated with the number of females or males surrounding you.
Ex: Keichii in Higurashi is the only main male character in the series.
2. You feel slightly unhappy when you’re friend talks about a specific person.
3. You feel slightly unhappy when that specific person talks to other people. (I sense possessiveness here.)
4. You get invites to the same event by different people that are usually the same gender.
5. You are eternally emo.

Number 1 and 4 are a given for those in the center. The rest are for those who are within the circle. To expand on number 5, the person may say they are depressed because of petty things such a their parents being unreasonably reasonable, or school. Don’t take those reasons seriously for they are only excuses to make you feel bad for them because of their so called “unrequited” love.

It is important to note that there are some people who are naturally boy/girl crazy. Therefore any signs of losing their potential mates will be met with annoying clingy, and emo defensive measures. I suggest not worrying about them for they are only jealous of you being in a harem, therefore automatically making you more attractive than them. However, if these kinds of people are your friends, I highly encourage you to dispose of them quickly for you will be in one hell of a guilt trip when you come back. Besides, what kind of friends act like parents? That’s right bitches, eat your face.

How to get into a harem
This is quite a hard topic because people within the harem already are probably there due to romantic interest. But it is possible.
Get the center to come after you. If the center of the harem is chasing you, then that automatically makes you part of his harem. If you are female, this task is done fairly easily. Studies show that men can fall in love in under 8.2 seconds, as long as you look attractive. In other words, if you are attractive, you’ll be part of a harem.

How to get out of a harem
1. Become Ugly.
2. Commit suicide (not a choice I would recommend.)
3. Get your own harem
4. Dedicate yourself to someone or something.

For males, it’s a matter of coming to terms with your females. You may think they are all your friends, but really they just want you to themselves. I suggest you either pick one, or pick none and clear things up.

For females, move on and find someone else or move into another harem, or become ugly.

Number 4 allows for you to focus forward instead of back, left, or right. It is one of the more reasonable and logical way of getting out of a harem.

What NOT to do is to try and bring other people into the harem. Ideally, you would want to do this to increase the circle size, and therefore making it easier for people to understand how you feel and pity you. Unfortunately, that just makes things worst because you might get sucked it too.

The dangers of a harem

Well one thing to be careful of is the circle. They can be deadly, as shown in School Days. Makoto lost his head, and some other pregnant girl got sliced over. Now I didn’t watch the show, so I can’t explain what really happened, but that was the end result. So, things can get pretty violent. It is important to stay sane, and calm and be strategic.

Also, watch out for girls with nice boats.

Happy Birthday Allelujah

Today is (Y)(H)Allelujah’s birthday~ *cheers*
If I had time I would have baked a cake for him, but that damn bio test really hurt my ass, I don’t think I can stand anymore.

image from pixiv

Awelot

For the past few days I have been noticing my sudden over usage of the word awesome. It got me thinking, why is the word ’some’ included in what is ‘awe inspiring’? It has some kind of negative condensation to it, even though we generally use it to encourage or praise. If I look up the word awesome in an everyday pocket dictionary, I get “dread mingled with reverence.” In other words, alarming, amazing, imposing, impressive.

Lets put this idea into a simple example. When someone beats some form of record, or achieves a high placing in competition with others, it is awesome because it is frightening to the opponents and amazing to those who are cheering. To summarize, some awe would imply that there is a dual meaning to awesome.

When I look to my not so credible resource, the pocket dictionary, the word ‘awe’ itself has a double edge sword meaning to it. This changes my previous point about ’some’ giving awe (a) negative condensation because ‘awe’ already has it embedded with its original meaning. Being awesome is a really depressing job.

To refer back to the example used earlier, someone commits some action like win a game, it is awesome because it is somewhat frightening to the opponents and somewhat amazing to those who are cheering. If there was a lot of fear, and a lot of amazement, then the word awesome does not clearly represent the situation. Rather, it was awelot. If there is a word for some awe, there should be a word for a lot of awe. In short, the word awesome, has an exaggerated meaning.

So to touch back with Earth, when you want to congratulate someone and praise them for their work, think first. Is that person really awesome?

Fingertips

Fingertips

THEY MIGHT BY GIANTS! Man…grade 6 all over again. Loved this song so much. I missed those good crazy days.

If you haven’t noticed, all the songs I have been posting up recently are all really intense. Really…

Audition Tape

w00t! They think I’m pro! Now I have to convince that I’m pro FOE!!!

(explanation on FOE shall come later when life is FOE.)

edit: to clarify, they like my recording, doesn’t mean I’m in…YET T T,