November 19, 2006 § 5 Comments

So yesterday the PS3 was released. As the released date approaches I have ranted and ranted to many people on how the PS3 will most likely flop. Not saying the PS3 is bad.

Je veux un PS3 maintanent!

Reasons why the PS3 will fail.
1) I got to a private school.

Private School in RL= I have $600 in my pocket. WRONG!

I have no money. For and average person who can’t afford to go to private school? Well if they can’t afford to go to private school than what makes you think that they can afford a PS3 without making a whole in their wallet?

2) The new thing, and the only thing about the PS3 is that it’s now has a Blue-ray reader. Now, obviously most of us are still in the year 2005 and have no idea wtf is a Blue-Ray.

Let me educate you!
DVD(mon) digivolves to…BLUE-RAY(mon)

So all of you want a Blue-ray now? Haha fork over $1000+ and I’ll give you one. (China doesn’t even have the technology to make a pirated Blue-Ray disc, let alone an actual Blue-Ray player.)

Wait? Isn’t the PS3 $600?
“OH NOES!!! We aren’t gaining a profit!”

3) Nintendo Wii PWNS!

Only reason why I might want a PS3 is because of Kingdom Hearts 3. But for normal people, they’d probably stick to their PS2s a little longer. Wait…a FFVII remake?! OMFG! MUST BUY THIS OVERRATED GAME SO I CAN WATCH CLOUD PWN!

Nobody buy FFXIII. With poor sales, it will ensure the chances of FFVII being remade. Once FFVII is released, buy FFXIII and the world will be happy.

Why is FFVII so overrated?


§ 5 Responses to PS3, FAILED!

  • Quintessa says:

    I dont get the blue ray thing…

  • [x_x] says:

    the blu-ray is better than dvds because you can shove more stuff on it or make everything high definition.. O.o but wii still pwns because it’s cheaper.. and people won’t get obese from playing it too much.. and they have SNAKE in super smash brothers brawl.. nehehe.. *hides in box* and it’s compatible with pretty much all the other nintendo games.. i think

  • Wolfwood says:

    Well a nice little heads up on the PS3 and Blue-Ray is that you don’t get the full quality of the games or movies, why you ask?
    Here we go the Blue-ray will need your normal HDTV TV that can run at oh lets go with 2K + the sound system you will need to get the again sony states “Full Affect” of the PS3 and Blue-ray movies will run around another 500-1000 for a good sound system + the cables you will need that must be gold tipped thats another 60-150 for good HD cables, + you need the PS3 and thats only 600.
    Well since ive given you all your list go out and get that perfectly easy to get entertainment system all for your PS3.
    P.S. I have a freakin Wii

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